Marvelous Marv Was Holding Down First Base.

When You Leave New York You Ain't Going Anywhere.

Journalism Schools Are Good To Get A Job, But I Don't Know What Else They Are Good For. I Don't Like The Word "journalism" To Begin With. It's News Reporting, And That Consists Of Using Your Two Feet. The Only Lesson, Then, That You Could Give People Is How To Climb Stairs, Because There Are No Stories On The First Floor.

True New Yorkers Do Not Really Seek Information About The Outside World. They Feel That If Anything Is Not In New York It Is Not Likely To Be Interesting.

If A Man, For Private Profit, Tears At The Public News, Does So With The Impatience Of One Who Thinks He Actually Owns The News You Get, It Is Against The National Interest.

The Professional Arsonist Builds Vacant Lots For Money.