Marry Gentry Swallowing Darkness (laurell K. Hamilton):pick

Some Days You Go Bear Hunting And You Get Eaten. Some Days You Come Home With A Nice Rug To Roll Around On, And Bear Steaks. What They Don't Tell You As A Kid Is That Sometimes You Get The Rug And Steaks, But You Also Get Some Nice Scars To Go With Them. As A Child You Don't Understand That You Can Win, But That's It's Not Always Worth The Price. Once You Understand And Accept That Possibility You Become A Real Grown Up, And The World Becomes A Much More Serious Place. Not Less Fun, But Once You Realize What Can Go Wrong, It's A Lot Scarier To Go Hunting "bears".

Surely Being In Love Doesn't Cause You To Lose Your Sense Of Good Taste. If I Ever Buy A Gown With Sequins On It, Someone Just Shoot Me.

Never Argue When You're Winning.

There Are Only Two Things You Can Do When You're Dressed Like Barbie Does Bondage; You Can Be Embarrassed Or You Can Be Aggressive. Guess What My Choice Was.

Better To Assume The Worst And Be Wrong Than Assume The Best And Be Wrong.