Married Life Is An Existence With Bars

Our Photographs Are Filthier And Our Stories Are More Disgusting. We Make No Effort To Be Artistic.

So, If Anatomy Is Destiny Then Testosterone Is Doom.

Love Is A Deception And A Trap. Love Is As Big A Myth That God Sits With His Flowing White Beard In A Throne And Looks At Us.

I'm A Crusader. I Really Believe In The First Amendment, And I Use It Fully, And I Pay A Price For That.

When Every Piece Of Furniture And Your Underwear Are Taken By The Bank, When You Lose Your House In Florida, In New York, In Amsterdam And L.a., When Your Wife Is Dying And Your Son Abandons You, You Don't Feel Very Good.