Marriage Is Ridiculous.

Men Are Much Simpler Mechanisms Than Women. Nothing Changes Them ...even When They Have A Midlife Crisis, They Do It In A Mindless Way... That's Why I Think We Should Let Men Go Off And Have Affairs And Drive Fast Cars And Dream Of Being Virile - And We Should Run The World.

Comedy Breaks Down Walls. It Frees Us For Just A Moment From The Ugliness Of This World.

Never Apologize For Your Success Because You Worked Hard For It.

I Have Witnessed The Softening Of The Hardest Of Hearts By A Simple Smile.

The Key Is To Learn To Respect And Honor The Complications Of Other People's Lives