Marriage Is A Land Mine. A Really

When I Left, It Was For You. Coming Back Was For You. There’s Nothing You Can Say, Nothing You Can Do That Would Make Me Leave You Again.

You Want Safe? Find A Nice Puppy You Can Train To Come Heel. Love's Supposed To Be Scary. Because If There's No Fear, There's No Thrill.

I Think Sometimes Fate Cuts You A Break. Like It Says, Okay, You've Had Enough Of That Crap, So It's Time You Fell Into Something Nice. See What You Make Out Of It.

She Wants To Learn How To Handle A Gun. Well, I Want George Clooney Naked In My Bed, But I Haven't Attempted Kidnapping. Yet.

Bite Me." -lieutenant Eve Dallas, From Any Of The In Death Books.