Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

One Of The Problems With Putting Huck Finn Into A Movie Or On The Stage Is, You Always Make The White People Stupid And Racist. The Point Is, They Don't Know They're Racist.

I Like To Be Who I Am.

Politics Has Become Incendiary. People Don't Find It So Funny Now So I Have To Be Careful, But I Have To Wake Them Up With Some Truths And The Truths I Aim At Them Are Over 100 Years Old. Facts That No One Can Dispute.

I Developed A Resistance To Authority. Not To Discipline - I Learned That. But To Authority. I Like To Think For Myself. And I Like To Cause Trouble.

Man Is The Religious Animal. He Is The Only One That's Got True Religion, Several Of Them.