Many Things Can Make You Miserable For

They Threaten Me With Lung Cancer, And Still I Smoke And Smoke. If They'd Only Threaten Me With Hard Work, I Might Stop.

A Perfect Marriage Is One In Which "i'm Sorry" Is Said Just Often Enough.

Women Usually Love What They Buy, Yet Hate Two-thirds Of What Is In Their Closets.

Flesh Goes On Pleasuring Us, And Humiliating Us, Right To The End.

People Keep Telling Us About Their Love Affairs, When What We Really Want To Know Is How Much Money They Make And How They Manage On It.