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You Can't Say Civilization Don't Advance... In Every War They Kill You In A New Way.

A Conference Is Just An Admission That You Want Somebody To Join You In Your Troubles.

If All Politicians Fished Instead Of Spoke Publicly, We Would Be At Peace With The World.

In Washington, One Man Could Do What Ten Of Them Do. There Could Be Only A Quarter Or A Third As Many Congressmen Or Senators, And We Would Pick Better Ones Then. But It's The System That We Have Always Used, And There Is No Use Getting All Overcome With Perspiration Over It. Things Kinder Run Themselves, Anyhow.

If You Eliminate The Names Of Lincoln, Washington, Roosevelt, Jackson And Wilson, Both Conventions Would Get Out Three Days Earlier.