Many A Person Has Been Saved From

The North Isn't A Place. It's Just A Direction Out Of The South.

Think About Scary Movies: There's A Fine Line Between Horror And Humor.

People May Think Of Southern Humor In Terms Of Missing Teeth And Outhouse Accidents, But The Best Of It Is A Rich Vein Running Through The Best Of Southern Literature.

The Last Time Somebody Said, 'i Find I Can Write Much Better With A Word Processor', I Replied, 'they Used To Say The Same Thing About Drugs'.

A Dog Will Make Eye Contact. A Cat Will, Too, But A Cat's Eyes Don't Even Look Entirely Warm-blooded To Me, Whereas A Dog's Eyes Look Human Except Less Guarded. A Dog Will Look At You As If To Say, "what Do You Want Me To Do For You? I'll Do Anything For You." Whether A Dog Can In Fact, Do Anything For You If You Don't Have Sheep (i Never Have) Is Another Matter. The Dog Is Willing.