Manuscript: Something Submitted In Haste And Returned

Cat: A Pygmy Lion Who Loves Mice, Hates Dogs, And Patronizes Human Beings.

A Woman's Mind Is Cleaner Than A Man's: She Changes It More Often.

When I Go Abroad I Always Sail From Boston Because It Is Such A Pleasant Place To Get Away From.

An Epicure Is One Who Gets Nothing Better Than The Cream Of Everything But Cheerfully Makes The Best Of It.

There Are More Fish Taken Out Of A Stream Than Ever Were In It.