Man's Best Friend Is His Dogma.

You Cannot Use Butterfly Language To Communicate With Caterpillars

In The Information Age, You Don't Teach Philosophy As They Did After Feudalism. You Perform It. If Aristotle Were Alive Today He'd Have A Talk Show.

If You Want To Move Beyond Hive-docility, You Must Become God The Moralist.

Lsd Is Known To Induce Psychosis, In People Who Have Never Used It.

Half The Things I've Done Are Wrong, Mistakes [unintelligible]. The Moratorium On Pot And Lsd A Year Ago Is Ridiculous. I Shouldn't Have Done That. I Make A Blunder At Least One Out Of Two Times I Come To Bat.