Man Up And Add A Tux To

'constitutional' Is Just A Real Pip Of A Word. Positively Rolls Off The Tongue. In Fact, It's Downright Fun To Say. 'con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's The Verbal Equivalent Of Skipping Down The Street With An Ice Cream Cone In Your Hand. It's Like A Semantic Bag Of Lays Potato Chips. You Simply Can't Just Say It Once.

You Want A Happy Ending, But Not Such A Ridiculous Happy Ending That It Doesn't Mean Anything To Anybody.

It's Healthy To Have Older Friends. You Go, 'look, I'm Younger Than Them!' That's Always The Nice Thing, If You Can Be The Youngest One In The Room At Times. Like If You're Always The Oldest One In The Room, You'll Start To Feel Like The Oldest Person In The World. So Get Older Friends, Because They're Cool. Get Cool Older Friends.

As Tempting As It Seems To Wear Tennis Shoes With Your Tux, Don't Do It. I Think It Looks Ridiculous. If You're 14 Years Old, Maybe Give It A Shot. In General, Don't Portray Anything That Says 'i'm Too Cool And I Don't Care.

Bad Women's Comedies Are Made By Men Who Didn't Consult Enough Women.