Man, Sometimes God Really Sucks.

Fall To Your Knees And Thank God For Fox News. Pray For Roger Ailes And Rupert Murdoch. Pray For Them. Pray For Strength And Spine, And Pray That Everybody Involved Has Chicken Salad For Lunch So It Doesn't Clog Anybody's Arteries. Keep Them Going.

I Went To The Movie This Weekend With A Gun. And Surprise, Surprise, I Didn't Kill Anybody!

When Did It Become Something Of Shame Or Ridicule To Be A Self-made Man In America?

Look, I'm Mormon, And Most Christians Don't Recognize Me As A Christian.

To Keep A Man A Slave You Do Much The Same As The Cruel Circus Masters Did To The Elephant Around The Turn Of Last Century. Clamp Heavy Chains Around Their Legs And Stake Them To The Ground. Then Beat And Terrorize Them. After A While You No Longer Even Have To Stake The Chain; The Elephant Gives Up And Just The Mere Rattle Of The Chain Convinces The Elephant There Is No Hope, So They Give Up And Do Whatever It Is The Circus Requires.