Man Is Never Truly Himself Except When

I Think The Most Joyous Thing In Life Is To Loaf Around And Watch Another Bloke Do A Job Of Work. Look How Popular Are The Men Who Dig Up London With Electric Drills. Duke's Son, Cook's Son, Son Of A Hundred Kings, People Will Stand There For Hours On End, Ear Drums Splitting. Why? Simply For The Pleasure Of Being Idle While Watching Other People Work.

It Is The First Duty Of A Gentleman To Remember In The Morning Who He Went To Bed With The Night Before.

The English Language Has A Deceptive Air Of Simplicity; So Have Some Little Frocks; But They Are Both Not The Kind Of Thing You Can Run Up In Half An Hour With A Machine.

Nothing Is More Cruel To The Young Than To Tell Them That The World Is Made For Youth.

Heroics That Don't Come Off Are The Very Essence Of Burlesque.