Man Is A Beautiful Machine That Works

There Is No Record In Human History Of A Happy Philosopher: They Exist Only In Romantic Legend.

Christian Endeavor Is Notoriously Hard On Female Pulchritude.

The Way To Deal With Superstition Is Not To Be Polite To It, But To Tackle It With All Arms, And So Rout It, Cripple It, And Make It Forever Infamous And Ridiculous.

God Is A Republican, And Santa Claus Is A Democrat.

Women In General Seem To Me To Be Appreciably More Intelligent Than Men. A Great Many Of Them Suffer In Silence From The Imbecilities Of Their Husbands.