Man, He Deserves A Hero Cookie. (selena)

Bubba There Zombies.....and There Trying To Eat Me!" -nick Gautier

But Don’t You Find The Concept Of Love Unusual? (alix) Not At All. Love I Understand Completely. It’s Hatred That Puzzles Me. I Don’t Comprehend Finding Pleasure In Cruelty. (vik)

Look, I Admit You Seem Like A Decent Person. For All I Know You Stop And Move Turtles Out Of The Road Whenever You See One To Keep Someone From Running It Over. But This Turtle Is Tired Of Having Its Guts Spattered On The Pavement While Other People Drive Right Over Him. I Just Want To Scrape Myself Up And Hide In The Woods, Okay? (aiden)

Don't Let Those People Steal Your Day

Want To Come Back To The Morgue With Me After Lunch? (tate) I Shudder At The Thought Of The Pickup Line You Must Have Used The Night You Met Lashonda. Come With Me, Baby, And See My Collection Of Stiffs. (simone)