I Tell Ya, My Wife's A Lousy

I Told My Doctor I Think My Wife Has Vd. He Gave Himself A Shot Of Penicillin.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

I Had Plenty Of Pimples As A Kid. One Day I Fell Asleep In The Library. When I Woke Up, A Blind Man Was Reading My Face.