Malice Blunts The Point Of Wit.

Grumblers Deserve To Be Operated Upon Surgically; Their Trouble Is Usually Chronic.

A Conservative Is A Man Who Will Not Look At The New Moon Out Of Respect For That 'ancient Institution' The Old One.

Don't Buy A Single Vote More Than Necessary.

Fix Yourself Upon The Wealthy. In A Word, Take This For A Golden Rule Through Life: Never, Never Have A Friend That Is Poorer Than Yourself.

The Best Thing I Know Between France And England Is The Sea.