Making Money From Enforcing Patents Is No

If You Have Two Steaks, One That's An Inch Thick, One That's 2 Inches Thick, How Much Longer Does The Thicker One Need To Cook? It's Four Times As Long. It Goes Roughly Like The Square. How Come Cookbooks Don't Tell You That?

Some Article Called Me The Most Feared Man In Silicon Valley. Good Lord! Why? My Teenage Boys Got A Kick Out Of It: 'dad, How Could This Be True? You're Not Even The Most Feared Person In This House.'

What You Do On A Dinosaur Expedition Is You Hike And Look At The Ground. You Find Bones Sticking Out Of The Dirt And, Once You See Something, You Dig.

Politicians Don't Like To Face Unpleasant Realities. In Truth, Nobody Does, But As Individuals, We Have No Choice; If We Neglect To Plan Ahead, We Are Held Accountable. Fail To Meet Your Responsibilities At Work, And You Get Fired. Ignore Your Car's Gas Gauge, And You Get Stranded.

People Get Cranky When You Burst Their Bubble. Over Time, Advances In Astronomy Have Relentlessly Reinforced The Utter Insignificance Of Earth On A Celestial Scale. Fortunately, Political And Religious Leaders Stopped Barbecuing Astronomers For Saying So, Turning Their Spits With Human-rights Activists Instead.