Make It A Rule Never To Give

Put An Irishman On The Spit And You Can Always Get Another Irishman To Turn Him.

If You Go To Heaven Without Being Naturally Qualified For It You Will Not Enjoy Yourself There.

As Long As More People Will Pay Admission To A Theater To See A Naked Body Than To See A Naked Brain, The Drama Will Languish.

A True Artist Will Let His Wife Starve, His Children Go Barefoot, His Mother Drudge For His Living At Seventy, Sooner Than Work At Anything But His Art.

I Showed My Appreciation Of My Native Land In The Usual Irish Way: By Getting Out Of It As Soon As I Possibly Could.