Make Deals With People, Not Paper.

Much Better Than The Feeling Of Having Things Is The Feeling Of Having Earned Things.

I Don't Think I'm Made Of The Right Stuff To Be A Politician. I Think I'm Made To Be A Loose Cannon.

Bob Saget Is The Dirtiest Comic Who's Ever Lived. Nobody Touches Him.

I Believe That The Best Way To Become An Atheist Is To Read The Bible

Channeling Is Just Bad Ventriloquism. You Use Another Voice, But People Can See Your Lips Moving.