Make Crime Pay. Become A Lawyer.

We Never Will Have Any Prosperity That Is Free From Speculation Till We Pass A Law That Every Time A Broker Or Person Sells Something, He Has Got To Have It Sitting There In A Bucket, Or A Bag, Or A Jug, Or A Cage, Or A Rat Trap, Or Something, Depending On What It Is He Is Selling. We Are Continually Buying Something That We Never Get From A Man That Never Had It.

There Is No More Independence In Politics Than There Is In Jail.

I Have Indian Blood In Me. I Have Just Enough White Blood For You To Question My Honesty!

The Only Way You Can Beat The Lawyers Is To Die With Nothing.

If You Are Trying To Get Out Of The Hole, Stop Digging.