Make Crime Pay. Become A Lawyer.

With All Our Crime And All Our Immorality ... And About As Much Contentment And Respose As A Fresh-caged Hyena, We Go To Tell The Whole World: We Are The Only One With The Right Idea!

The Good Old Horse-and-buggy Days: Then You Lived Until You Died And Not Until You Were Run Over.

Legalize Racing In Every State. Sure People Will Bet, But They Get To See The Horses Run And You Certain Can't See General Motors And General Electric And General Utility Run When You Bet On Them.

The Senate Just Sits And Waits Till They Find Out What The President Wants, So They Know How To Vote Against Him.

We Have Plenty Of Confidence In This Country, But We Are A Little Short Of Good Men To Place Our Confidence In.