Maintenance Is Terribly Important.

Shoes Are The Quickest Way For Women To Achieve Instant Metamorphosis.

I've Never Been Tempted To Do These Hideous Furniture Shoes.

I Was A Young Man, And This Is The Kind Of London It Was, But So Many People Are Just Not Here Anymore. Not Even Tina [chow], Who Was To Me Absolutely The Most Important Girl Of The Time. Tina Was Absolutely The Chicest Thing, The Way She Kept Herself, The Way She Moved. You're Born Like That - You Cannot Acquire It. All Those Upper-class Girls, People Like Catherine Tennant, They Used To Be There In Chelsea, Sitting On The Couch. Now Chelsea Is Full Of Russians.

I Saw This Vision With A Beautiful Plastic Bag In Kensington High Street, ... And Then You Didn't See The Face Because He Had This Blond Thing [indicating A Sweeping Fringe Across His Face] That Was, You Know, Too Much!

I'm Not Very Nostalgic, You See. I Just Don't Think Anybody Has That Kind Of Thing Anymore. By Culture, By Breeding, By Whatever, It's Not There. The Kids Today-what The Hell Are They Going To Be? I Like Young People - Yes, I Do. But When I Talk To People At The Schools, And They Say, "i Saw You On The Twit," I Don't Even Know What They Are Talking About.