Magazine Stories, The Best Ones Anyway, Are

In Less Than A Year, The Bush Administration Will Strut Out Of Office, Leaving The Country In Roughly The Same Condition A Toddler Leaves A Diaper.

Christopher Hitchens Was A Wit, A Charmer, And A Troublemaker, And To Those Who Knew Him Well, He Was A Gift From - Dare I Say It - God.

I Try To Look After The Really Small Things And The Really Big Things, And Delegate The Stuff In Between.

Every Minute You Invest In Kids You Get Back Four Times Over.

You Lose Manufacturing Jobs, You Rarely Ever Get Them Back Again.