Madness Is Just What A Genius Looks

Amy: I Never Knew You Drank Wine. Doctor: I'm 1103 I Must Have Drunk It Sometime In My Life. *takes Sip And Spits It Out In Disgust*

Time Travel Is Always More Magical Somehow When You Go Into The Past. Traveling Into The Future Is Something You Do, Every Day. You're Just Not Going To Get Very Far. So, I Rather Like The Past Travel.

Never Ignore A Coincidence. Unless You're Busy, In Which Case, Always Ignore A Coincidence.

I Know This Is Going To Sound Very Self-serving, And I Apologize For It, But If You Can Write Comedy, You Can Pretty Much Write Anything, Because It's The Hardest. It's The Most Technically Demanding, The Most Precisely Evaluated Form Of Writing. People Know If It Works Or Not. There's A Big Button Marked 'fail,' And That's When Nobody Laughs.

When Man Invented Fire, He Didn't Say, "hey, Let's Cook." He Said, "great, Now We Can See Naked Bottoms In The Dark.