Lying In Bed Would Be An Altogether

There Are An Infinity Of Angles At Which One Falls, Only One At Which One Stands.

I Agree With The Realistic Irishman Who Said He Preferred To Prophesy After The Event.

It Is Unpardonable Conceit Not To Laugh At Your Own Jokes. Joking Is Undignified; That Is Why It Is So Good For One's Soul. Do Not Fancy You Can Be A Detached Wit And Avoid Being A Buffoon; You Cannot. If You Are The Court Jester You Must Be The Court Fool.

Only Poor Men Get Hanged.

In Truth, There Are Only Two Kinds Of People; Those Who Accept Dogma And Know It, And Those Who Accept Dogma And Don't Know It.