Lovers Are Fools, But Nature Makes Them

A School Should Not Be A Preparation For Life. A School Should Be Life.

Anyone Who Idolizes You Is Going To Hate You When He Discovers That You Are Fallible. He Never Forgives. He Has Deceived Himself, And He Blames You For It.

Gossip Is Only The Lack Of A Worthy Memory.

As A Career, The Business Of An Orthodox Preacher Is About As Successful As That Of A Celluloid Dog Chasing An Asbestos Cat Through Hell.

Of All Blessings, No Gift Equals The Gentle, Trusting Love And Companionship Of A Good Woman.