Lovers Always Believe One Another's Sleight-of-hand Tricks.

In The Present Age, A Man With Harmonious Ideas Is Regarded As Out Of Touch.

My Mind Is Led Astray By Every Faint Rustle.

The Puritan Sours His Pleasures By Disguising Them As Duties.

Learned Researches Lead To Headaches, Constipation, And Befuddled Quarreling.

Experience Teaches Us, But We Scarcely Know What.