Love Is What Still Goes On When

Happiness Consists In Getting Enough Sleep. Just That, Nothing More.

Sex Should Be Friendly. Otherwise Stick To Mechanical Toys; It's More Sanitary.

Cheops' Law: Nothing Ever Gets Built On Schedule Or Within Budget.

Only A Sadistic Scoundrel-or A Fool-tells The Bald Truth On Social Occasions.

The Trouble With Conspiracies Is That They Rot Internally.