Love Is The Emotion That A Woman

One Does Not Go To The Theater To See Life And Nature; One Goes To See The Particular Way In Which Life And Nature Happen To Look To A Cultivated, Imaginative And Entertaining Man Who Happens, In Turn, To Be A Playwright.

Whenever A Man Encounters A Woman In A Mood He Doesn't Understand, He Wants To Know If She's Tired.

Bad Officials Are The Ones Elected By Good Citizens Who Do Not Vote.

An Actor Without A Playwright Is Like A Hole Without A Doughnut.

So Long As There Is One Pretty Girl Left On The Stage, The Professional Undertakers May Hold Up Their Burial Of The Theater.