Love Is Mysterious And Rad, Like Steve

Gas Attendant: "thata Ain't No Etch-a-sketch. Thats One Doodle That Can't Be Un-did Home Skillet.

I Want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I Don't Know Why. I Don't Think She Necessarily Looks Like Me Or Acts Like Me, I Just Think She's A Cool Actress And She Could Play Me, So There You Go.

A Lot Of People Are Concerned With Staying Physically Young...i'm More Interested In Maintaining My Curiosity.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.

There's This Double Standard That Exists And It Really Frustrates Me. If A Woman Chooses To Work, People Say, "oh It's So Sad That You're Not At Home With Your Children." But No One Ever Says That To A Man Because It's Assumed That The Man Is Going To Be The Provider.