Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't

Lying Is Like Trying To Hide In A Fog: If You Move About You're In Danger Of Bumping Your Head Against The Truth, And As Soon As The Fog Blows Off, You Are Gone Anyhow.

Confess Your Sins To The Lord And You Will Be Forgiven; Confess Them To Man And You Will Be Laughed At.

Adam Invented Love At First Sight, One Of The Greatest Labor-saving Machines The World Ever Saw.

Fortune Is Like A Coquette; If You Don't Run After Her, She Will Run After You.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.