Love Is Friendship That Has Caught Fire

Women's Magazines Continue To Print 'helpful' Articles On How To Hang On To Your Husband While Thousands Of Wives Write To Me And Complain That 'hanging Is Too Good For 'em.

Make Somebody Happy Today, And Mind Your Own Business

Warmth, Kindness, And Friendship Are The Most Yearned For Commodities In The World. The Person Who Can Provide Them Will Never Be Lonely.

Find Comfort In The Knowledge That No Imitator Ever Comes Off As Well As The Original.

At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don't. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.