Love Is Friendship That Has Caught Fire

Make Somebody Happy Today, And Mind Your Own Business

A Cigarette Is A Roll Of Paper, Tobacco, And Drugs, With A Small Fire On One End And A Large Fool At The Other. Some Of Its Chief Benefits Are Cancer Of The Lips And Stomach, Softening Of The Brain, Funeral Procesions, And Families Shrouded In Gloom And Grief. Although A Great Many People Know This, They Still Smoke In Order To Appear Sophisticated.

It's One Of The Ironies Of Human Nature That The Most Sensitive People Are Generally Insensitive To The Feelings Of Others.

Being Interested Is More Important Than Being Interesting.

More Divorces Start In The Bedroom Than In Any Other Room In The House.