Love Is A Many Trousered Thing.

Vaisey Said, "is It Because Your Parents Don't Understand You?" Charlie Said, "no, It's Because Our Parents Understand Us Very Well, And That Is Why They Wanted Us To Go Away.

Hello, My Sister, Libby, Also Your Daughter, Is Snogging A Potato In My Bed. What Are You Going To Do About It?' Dad Started Yelling Uncontrollably. I Wonder If He Is Having The Male Menopause? If He Starts Growing Breasts, I Will Definitely Be Running Away With The Circus.

Here Is Another Marvy Glimpse Into The Gothic Basement That I Call My Mind.

Overslept And Had To Race To Get A Life To Jas’s With My Dad. No Time For Yoga Or Makeup. Oh Well, I’ll Start Tomorrow. God Alone Knows How The Dalai Lama Copes On A Daily Basis. He Must Get Up At Dawn. Actually, I Read Somewhere That He Does Get Up At Dawn.

I Am Exhausted By Trying To Get Along With The Lord.