Love Is A Letter On Pink Stationery.

I Think I'm Afraid Of Being Happy Because Whenever I Get Too Happy Something Bad Always Happens.

Try Not To Have A Good Time... This Is Supposed To Be Educational.

Schroeder, Do You Think Love Is The Answer To Everything?" "boy, I Hope Not!

When You Die, Are You Ever Allowed To Come Back?" "only If You Had Your Hand Stamped.

Christmas Is Doing A Little Something Extra For Someone.