Love Hurts, Love Scars, Love Wounds, And

As You Stopped To Say Hello, Oh, You Wished Me Well, You Couldn't Tell That I'd Been Crying Over You.

I May Be A Living Legend, But That Sure Don't Help When I've Got To Change A Flat Tire.

Elvis Was The Firstest With The Mostest.

Love Ranges From Just Fascination To Something Almost Spiritual. In The Case With My Wife Barbara It Just Keeps Growing All The Time.

You Wiggle To The Left, You Wiggle To The Right, You Do The Ooby Dooby With All Your Might.