Lord Knows I've Paid My Dues Getting

When The Jelly Faced Women All Sneeze, Hear The One With The Mustache Say I Can't Find My Knees.

I Ain't Looking To Compete With You, Beat, Or Cheat, Or Mistreat You, Simplify You, Classify You, Deny, Defy, Or Crucify You. All I Really Want To Do Is, Baby, Be Friends With You.

Rod's A Great Singer. He's Got A Great Voice, But There's No Point To Put A 30-piece Orchestra Behind Him. I'm Not Going To Knock Anybody's Right To Make A Living But You Can Always Tell If Somebody's Heart And Soul Is Into Something, And I Didn't Think Rod Was Into It In That Way.

When The Deeds That You Do Don't Add Up To Zero.

You Always Got To Be Prepared But You Never Know For What.