Lord Knows I Had What You Could

I Don't Know If Comedy Is A Male Sport. I Always Wondered That.

When I First Moved To New York, Someone Who Thought They Knew More Than I Did Said: "you Have To Always Look Like You Know Where You're Going When You Get Out Of The Subway."

I've Met People Who Are Baffled By Children, As Though They Were Never Children Themselves.

Honestly, Because It's My Third, I Feel Like I've Been Pregnant For Like Six Years, Seriously.

I Like Being A Funny Lady. I Think Theres Nothing Sexier Than A Funny Lady.