Looks Fade. Don't Get Too Attached.

Always Roll Up The Sleeves On Your Shirt. It Gives The Impression That You're Working, Even If You're Not.

It Takes A Lot Of Energy To Be Funny... For Me It Does. I Feel Like I Work Twice As Hard When I'm Doing Comedy.

I Think People Know Steve Jobs The Showman. I Think People Know The Guy Who Stood Up And Gave The Keynotes. The Magician. The Salesman.

I'll Probably Never Be The Best Actor In Hollywood, But I Hope To Be The Hardest Working.

I Fail Frequently - I Just Try To Keep It Quiet.