Look, Even Bad Years Are Pretty Good

[addiction's] Not About Placating The Bad Dog - It's About Feeding The Good Dog. You Still Have To Feed The Bad Dog, But Only Enough So That The Aspca Doesn't Bring You Up On Charges.

It Was A Democracy In The Truest And Most Frustrating And Most Rewarding Sense Of The Word. Anybody Could Come In And Say, "you Know, I'm Just Not Cool With That." We'd Be Like, "who's That?" "oh, I Was Just Cleaning The Trailers." It Was Nuts.

Tofu Is The Root Of All Evil, And There's Only One Thing That Can Change A Man's Mind, And That's A Modified Uzi With An Extra-long Clip.

Mediocrity Is My Biggest Fear. I'm Not Afraid Of Total Failure Because I Don't Think That Will Happen. I'm Not Afraid Of Success Because That Beats The Hell Out Of Failure. It's Being In The Middle That Scares Me.

I'm An Actor, A Husband, A Father Of Two, And A Full-time Avenger.