Logic Is Like The Sword - Those

In Old Times People Used To Try And Square The Circle; Now They Try And Devise Schemes For Satisfying The Irish Nation.

They Say The Test Of Literary Power Is Whether A Man Can Write An Inscription. I Say, "can He Name A Kitten?"

If The Headache Would Only Precede The Intoxication, Alcoholism Would Be A Virtue.

The Dons Of Oxford And Cambridge Are Too Busy Educating The Young Men To Be Able To Teach Them Anything.

Autumn Is The Mellower Season, And What We Lose In Flowers We More Than Gain In Fruits.