Lo, I Am The Most Stupendous In

Queen Elizabeth, She's The Ultimate Hypocrite!

Fake Is Not A Word I Like To Use Because There's Nothing Fake About What I Do. It's A Show, It's A Predetermined Outcome; We're Putting On A Television Drama, Action, Comedy, Whatever You Want To Call It - But It's Not Fake. Fake Would Be If I Was Just About To Take A Body Slam, And My Stuntman Did It. Fake Would Be If I Was Going To Take A Chair Shot To The Head, And The Chair Was Made Of Rubber. I'll Tell The World That It's A Show, But I Hate The Word Fake. It's Such An Unfair Term To Us.

Will You Please Shut The Hell Up!?

I'm A Great Whittler. I Can Whittle A Marshmallow Stick Really Quickly. I Don't Think Anyone Whittles Anymore, They Should!

If You Want To See Chris Jericho Drink A Beer With Stone Cold Steve Austin, Give Me A Doo-a Dee-dee-dam, Dee-dee-doo.