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The High Point Of My Entire Junior High School Career Was Going Backstage After The First Concert To Meet The Beatles In Person. I Had A Huge Crush On George Harrison At The Time, Having Inherited My Family's Passion For Skinny Musicians, And I Was Simply Awestruck To Be Meeting The Fab Four In Person.

I Had Grown Up Accustomed To Living A Life Of High Drama.

When You're In Show Business No Matter What You're Doing It's An Insecure Business.

My Mom Was A Phoenix Who Always Expected To Rise Again From The Ashes Of Her Latest Disaster... She Loved Being Judy Garland.

When You're Judy Garland And You Want Something, You Just Pick Up The Phone And Call Somebody. Anybody.