Living Too Long Exacts A Painful Price.

Every Good Time That Goes On Too Long Turns Into A Hell.

Faith Of The Bore: Everything Is Worth Saying.

Stupidity Is A Fact Of Life, But Unmentionable. The New Prudery.

Poor But Happy Is Not A Phrase Invented By A Poor Person.

The Family Is On Its Way Out; Couples Go Next; Then No More Keeping Cats Or Parrots.