Living, It's Awful For Me.

I Think, At Heart, Unless You Discover Faith In Something Else, Something Other, It's Very Hard To Shake The Thing That You're Adrift Alone.

I Look Thuggish When I Shave My Head And Wear Big Boots. I Walk Into A Newsagent And People Think I'm Going To Jump The Counter.

I've Got A Facebook Page, But I've Never Put Anything On It. I've Got A Presence On All The Social Networks, In Fact, But I've Never Once Sent A Message. I'm There Because, Otherwise, Someone's Going To Pretend To Be Me.

When We Started I Wasn't The Singer. I Was The Drunk Rhythm Guitarist Who Wrote All These Weird Songs.

Perhaps Not As Badly Applied And Not As Obvious, But For Thousands Of Years, People Have Worn Makeup On Stage.