Living In La Is Like Not Having

The Man. Can't They Realize That Mankind Was Founded On Two Basic Principles? Religion And Death? The One Motivates The Other. Both Motivate The Man!

I Certainly Love Doing Comedy And Feel Most Comfortable Near It.

The Best Way To Be Beautiful Is To Choose Your Parents Well.

It's Impossible To Be More Flat-chested Than I Am.

I Remember Being In Tears At The Hospital After Chloe Was Born, At The Thought That Someday She Would Have To Leave Home.