Living In Continual Chaos Is Exhausting, Frightening.

The Sicker Mother Got, The Stranger The People Surrounding Her Became. I Called Them The Garland Freaks.

To Me, Being Grown-up Meant Smoking Cigarettes, Drinking Cocktails, And Dressing Up In High Heels And Glamourous Outfits.

The High Point Of My Entire Junior High School Career Was Going Backstage After The First Concert To Meet The Beatles In Person. I Had A Huge Crush On George Harrison At The Time, Having Inherited My Family's Passion For Skinny Musicians, And I Was Simply Awestruck To Be Meeting The Fab Four In Person.

Studio 54 Made Halloween In Hollywood Look Like A Pta Meeting.

I Think Every Show I Do, Whether I Am Doing Eight Shows A Week Of A Broadway Show... I Think, "that's A Show I'll Never Get Back"... I Go Home At Night And I Think To Myself, "that Was My Favorite".