Live Your Life So That Whenever You

I Don't Know How A Lot Of These Nations Existed As Long As They Have Till We Could Get Some Of Our People Around And Show 'em How To Be Good And Pure Like Us.

Politics Is Not Worrying This Country One-tenth As Much As Where To Find A Parking Space.

The South Is Dry And Will Vote Dry. That Is, Everybody That Is Sober Enough To Stagger To The Polls Will.

Ten Men In Our Country Could Buy The Whole World And Ten Million Can't Buy Enough To Eat.

I Can Remember Way Back When A Liberal Was One Who Was Generous With His Money.