Live Well - Respire Frequently.

Anybody Who Picks Up A Guitar And Tells You That There's Some Inner Message That They're Trying To Convey... It's Nonsense. They're Not Being Honest. The Reason They're Doing This Is They Wanna Get Lots Of Chicks And They Don't Want To Work For A Living.

You Know Why I'm Pulling Your Leg? Because I Can't Touch It From Where I Am.

Let's Say You're A Garage Mechanic, And You Have Big Dreams About Opening Up Your Own Chain Of Branded Garages Around The Country. Terrific.

A Good Marriage Can Be Ruined By Poor Communications - And By Forgetting To Put The Lid Back Down.

Rock Bands Are A Lot Like Football Teams: If A Guy Is On Drugs And Messes Up, Get Someone Else Who's Proud To Wear The Uniform And Be Part Of The Team.