Live Truth Instead Of Professing It.

In God's Great Vaudeville, Mother Is The Headliner.

War Is The Sure Result Of The Existence Of Armed Men. That Country Which Maintains A Large Standing Army Will Sooner Or Later Have A War. The Man Who Prides Himself On Fisticuffs Is Going, Some Day, To Meet A Man Who Considers Himself The Better Man, And They Will Test The Issue.

Men Are Rich Only As They Give. He Who Gives Great Service Gets Great Rewards.

As A Rule, The Man Who Can Do All Things Equally Well Is A Very Mediocre Individual.

A Legal Or Religious Ceremony By Which Two Persons Of The Opposite Sex Solemnly Agree To Harass And Spy On Each Other... Until Death Do Them Join.